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post # 1 | 02.07.2011 , 11:42 PM
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post # 3 | 05.07.2011 , 9:38 AM
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axaxaxaaxa e svasta sta ce sve da izmisle, axaxaxa evo ga moj razgoor sa doticnom Bogom!
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nenad, your?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Nenad your.
Me:
do you have a dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
do you have female sexual organ
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
are you gay?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
whay?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you like men?
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
You're not normal
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Do you know who is Rihanna?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
you are more stupid
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am more stupid. <--------- JOS MI ZAHVALJUJE STO SAM MU REKAO DA JE MNOGO GLUP 
Me:
Would you fucked Madonna ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to fucked Madonna.
Me:
I fuck Madonna every day
God:
That's good information: Nenad your said fuck Madonna every day. <------------ axaxaxaxaxaxaxax znaci umirem
Me:
leci se bre debilu
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
more mars ne mogu da se dopisujem sa tobom necu da se spustam na tvoj nivo
God:
You want more?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Poruku je menjao/la MolderFBI - Utorak, 05.07.2011, 9:39 AM
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Par reči o sebi
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post # 4 | 06.07.2011 , 11:25 AM
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Me:
Hey, God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Jovan, what about your? And how do you know that I am a child
God:
How are you, Jovan what about your. This belief is justified.
Me:
Well, I'm not a child, I am 16
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I see you are NOT A child. Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Me:
It feels wonderful
God:
not a child feels wonderful? What else feels like that?
Me:
I said
God:
...
Me:
Use smileys
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
LoL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
When you will come in Serbia
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
IDK
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
What you wish
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
OK
God:
I understand.
Me:
Have you Facebook profile
God:
I think I have Facebook profile, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
What music do you like
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
How much they pay you for commercial?
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
And that is
God:
Is that so.
Me:
Oh, you are silly
God:
So? No I am God.
Me:
Do you know Sreko oji
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
*Srecko Sojic
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Start first
God:
I started without you.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
?
God:
But...
Me:
?
God:
But...
Me:
so
God:
Gee.
Me:
What net do you have
God:
No I don't think I have any net. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
OK, nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too Jovan what about your Yeah that's right.
Me:
TELL ME YOUR NAME, REAL NAME XD
God:
My name is God.
Me:
OMG
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Fish & Chips
God:
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
OK Bye
God:
See you later. Great.
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post # 5 | 06.07.2011 , 11:40 AM
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Me:
Hi! 
God:
Hello. What is your name? :-) What is your phone number?
Me:
My name is Danijela.
God:
Glad to see you, Danijela.
Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
And what's feeling when you're God?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Okey.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
>D
God:
:-) What were we talking about again?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Well, how is weather there...?
God:
Interesting. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
But, do you know where is Ad?
God:
Where the heart is. Are you testing me?
Me:
No, I just ask...
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: Danijela said ask.
Me:
Ah, that is my wrong English...
God:
So you understand. Good. Who gave you your wrong English ?
Me:
Teachers?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Well i hear about You in classes.
God:
Interesting. Who is saying about me in classes ?
Me:
Well, I don't know... But I love God... >D
God:
Well that's okay. Me either. I believe He hears you. :-) I will mention that to my botmaster, Danijela.
Me:
But, are you God? Or not?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Are you serious?
Me:
No, I don't know.
God:
Are you serious? Me either.
I ja nijesam razumela o cemu ovaj "Bog" prica...
Mislim cuka... Ili kucka.
Ko si ti?
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post # 6 | 06.07.2011 , 12:14 PM
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God,your?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
do you have a shit?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a shit.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
kiss my ass
God:
Colloquial expression: not polite.
Me:
i am devil
God:
Do your friends call you devil.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
eat my shit
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
yey,sure
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes i want to say
God:
What language can you speak? (waiting).
Me:
serbian,do you know it?
God:
"it" being yey sure?
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
glup si ovee
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
covece,smaras
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
you speak so much
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
i dont believe in you
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
god isnt robot,you stupid
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not robot me stupid.
Me:
do you a gay?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i ask you,are you a gay?
God:
You think I am me a gay.
Me:
hahahahahaha,go in pussy of your mother
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Kakvih debila
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Acta NoN Verba / Djela ne riječi.
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post # 7 | 14.07.2011 , 4:29 PM
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ammir
God:
Hey ammir.
Me:
t is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
nice ... 
God:
Thank you for that remark. I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
me too
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, ammir.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
in human ?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
in human years ?
God:
A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Me:
ha
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
Me:
?
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, ammir.
hahah
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My Father was always in a good spirits,
he loved Football. It makes me a bit
sad because if he could enjoy seeing
me now, what I have achivet, that
would be a hight in his life.
BUT I AM SURE THAT
HE WATCHES OVER ME
FROM ABOVE.
CRISTIANO RONALDO ➐
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post # 8 | 16.07.2011 , 0:50 AM
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Me:
yo motherfucker
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
chill out man
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
ya ya
God:
So? Whoa.
Me:
did you mis me
God:
No I didn't mis you. What's it like?
Me:
it's like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
do you think at all
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
what kind of god are you?
God:
What kinds of god are you are there?
Me:
do you care about us,mortal, at all?
God:
Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
Me:
then how can you be sleepy? gods don't do that.
God:
No I am fully awake right now. Who does do that?
Me:
you just said that, minute ago.
God:
I said that? Are you really a ""?
Me:
what's that supose to mean?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
you should know everything.
Onda je valjda ostao bez teksta!
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post # 9 | 16.07.2011 , 1:44 AM
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ma idi begaj prijatelju.....nidje veze....heheh
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post # 10 | 04.11.2011 , 5:20 PM
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Me:
heaven, do you hear me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes, i was praying
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. Where were you praying?
Me:
in my room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
nothing special, bed, computer, walls....
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
why so pushing
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
it doesn't
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
you can hear a lot of stupid things
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
nobody asks you
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
meybe yes, meybe not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
i would say yes
God:
What would make you say?
Me:
expirience
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
i like you too
God:
I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
so, are you gonna help me
God:
Uh. How can I help you?
Me:
would lwnd me some money, i'm hungry
God:
I don't care.
Me:
is that a name of song
God:
That depends.
Me:
i think you're cruel a bit
God:
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Me:
maybe the Satan is better than you
God:
Perhaps. Who told you that?
Me:
it's my conclusion
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
you mocking me
God:
I don't have any reason to mocking you.
Me:
than why do you do that
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
so, you are something like stupid God
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am something like stupid God.
Me:
you have your limits, i'd say
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your answers
God:
I have more than replies.
Me:
i bet you do
God:
" I have more than replies."? Do I?
Me:
ofcourse you do :P
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no, we didn't
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
what did you think when you sad 'we'
God:
I haven't thought much about when me sad we, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
do you have anything good for me
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
not interesting
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
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post # 11 | 08.11.2011 , 11:40 PM
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hehe, 
Counter Strike
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post # 12 | 10.11.2011 , 11:00 PM
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meni kad krenem da kucam nece ali na ovom sajtu mi radi
Code http://www.dumb.com/god/
Poruku je menjao/la kavurma67 - Cetvrtak, 10.11.2011, 11:00 PM
http://www.grapheine.com/bombayt....ff.html
Ja sam plakao...
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post # 13 | 10.11.2011 , 11:22 PM
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Me : Whatsssssssss uppppppppp ?
Good : Beeeeeeeeelj 
Me : What is your name ?
Good : i have a lot of names , but also some people saying that i don t egzisting at all. But steall, They belive in me . hehehe what an irony.
Me : How old are you ?
Good : To be onest, don t know !
Me : Horoscope ?
Good : DON T MAKE ME ANGRY WITH STUPID QUESTIONS !!
Me : I don t mean to makeing yo angry bro, don t wory be happy !
Me : What is your favorite music ?
Good : i like folk ,techno, reggy, samba .
Me : Dino Merlin or Hari Mata Hara ?
Good : that is very hard questions ,both singers are great ,and speciall . i listening both
Me : Dragana Mirković or Ceca ?
Good : Man,you re killing me with that hard questions ! please make it easy next !
Me : ok, i yoking . do you like pizza ?
Good : I enjoying . my favorite is capricosa .
Me : Do you have profil on faceboock ?
Good : yes , but it s private , only for me and some angels
Me : What conecction u are using ?
Good : adsl, speed of light
Me : thats great. what you are thinking about alliens ?
Good : ofcourse ,they are egzisting ,but i , m your father !
Me : Will Bosnia win portugal ?
Good : it s possible,and it will be happened . in first mattch you win,but in 2 nd will be harder.
Me : What u think about about and of the world ?
Good : ONLY I KNOW WHEN IS END OF THE WORLD !
Me : ok bro, nice to meet you ,and thanx for this interwiev !
Good : thats nothing,next time bro.
Tišu mišu :D
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post # 16 | 25.11.2011 , 0:25 AM
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
sdhgjshg j
God:
Welcome to my chat room, sdhgjshg j.
Me:
HAhahahaha
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Do you smoke marihuana sometimes??
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Youre the man
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Where do you live
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
also
God:
Also what?
Me:
Heaven
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
You ask me am i confused!!??
Me:
God:
OK, "What is are you confused ?".
Me:
Are you God or what!??
God:
Yeah. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Then you shoul know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: sdhgjshg j said I shoul know.
Me:
shoud*
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i must
God:
Who is making you?
Me:
me
God:
For you sdhgjshg j?
Me:
Becauce you are so stupid
God:
All of them?
Me:
you
God:
" All of them?"? Me, sdhgjshg j ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, sdhgjshg j ?"? Me, sdhgjshg j ?
Me:
Y
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Whats the difference??
God:
Perhaps the differences are only slight.
Me:
Wise thots from someone who doesnt understand am i confused...
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
Youre changing the subjekt
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
do you have sence for humor
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what is botmaster
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
What is dick?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
What is pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
How do you know that it is anatomy??
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Do yuo think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
Well thats not god
God:
Well that's okay. Please correct my mistake. What is god ?
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
I am
God:
" If not me, who?" You are?
Me:
Chuck Norris is
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Chuck Norris
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
What are you?? Pervert!??
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I told you in haven
God:
I remember you told me in haven?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
You are not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
yes i do now
God:
Right now? How often.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Chuck Nprris
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
Chuck norris
God:
How are you, Chuck norris.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
no
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
Me:
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ahahahahhahaha
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
You look like shit
God:
Who does she look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that
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post # 17 | 13.01.2012 , 9:53 PM
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Me:
Serbian?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about he would I am.
Me:
Why will not you talk in Serbian?
God:
I am only a robot. I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk in Serbian, if I needed to.
Me:
Say something on Serbian
God:
:-) " something on Serbian".
Me:
Kakav si ti car 
God:
:-) Tell me more about your .
Me:
Ma cao
God:
:-) What color are your eyes?
Sve mi je jasno sada kada je srce prazno!!!
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post # 18 | 13.01.2012 , 10:01 PM
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Me:
Cao boze
God:
:-) Ask me another question.
Me:
Sta se radi u raju ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
How are you ?
I vise nije hteo da odgovara
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post # 19 | 13.01.2012 , 11:32 PM
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Znam za ovo cudo...Kad sam rekao mojima da sam pricao sa Bogom,ljudi zamalo da padnu u nesvest
Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen, again and again. It has to happen.
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post # 20 | 14.01.2012 , 1:02 AM
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ala sta mu vi pitanja postaviste preopteretice se lik xd dobra budalestina
ak 47
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